Wednesday, April 8, 2009

the life and times of crooked hats--for fellas

hah! what??? Fedora cocked to the side wit a wool blazer, designer jeans and $300 shoes?!?! Now that's tuff! Hats. What other articles of clothing express as much personality as a hat? In my opinion, none. For both men and women, hats make the biggest statement about a man or woman's' self-confidence. From black mothers rockin the archtypical Sunday church hats, to bay area filipino hip-hop heads with the grafitti'd SF cap cocked to the side, it seems to me that classic hat clothing combinations tell the world whether you're soft or tuff. The following advice is for the fellas to help keep yo shit crisp!
The basics:
A man with polished sneakers and firm cap...cant be no more basic. Ultimate success...all you needs to accessorize are jeans and a t-shirt. but then there is p.i.m.p. Detroit gators, suit and hat type tuff. If you dress, dress to impress with at least a $100 hat. In conclusion brothas, everything in-between is for clowns. the fedora type top hat with the Converse? Are you kidding me? Clown! Be a man. Worse. Baseball cap with blazer, jeans and dress shoes? Wtf? Evenn more clowned.

Stick to the classics with regard to hats. Be a boy or a be a man..but no 'manchild' bullshit...Sneakers are to caps as shoes are to...HATS...you got it!!! Just rules to remember, in case, god-forbid, one day, your woman starts to dress you.

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